I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
wanna go halves on a baby?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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