I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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