TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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