You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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