Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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