Nicole vs. Life
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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