Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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