I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
that may or may not have been my penis.
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