i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
