unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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