I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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