i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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