Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am full of burrito and curiosity
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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