Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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