operation harelip BJ is a go
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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