Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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