Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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