Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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