You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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