yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
