Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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