i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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