I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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