Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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