It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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