whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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