Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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