Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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