I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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