At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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