He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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