South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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