i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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