Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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