i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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