:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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