i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
