the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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