He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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