I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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