Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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