Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
