If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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