Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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