mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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