By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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