Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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