I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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