mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
