i think my mom watched the whole time
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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