white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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