so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
